Weiner Roast: Rep. Anthony Weiner jokes

“Weiner wants a waiver to take a leave of absence. The weiner waver wants a Weiner waiver.” @bbirr (Twitter)  (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

“If your name is ‘Weiner’ and you hold public office, don’t tempt fate with internet pics. #AreyoulisteningBoehner?” @GeorgeTakei (Twitter)  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

“I’m shocked that Anthony Weiner’s wife is pregnant. I’m even more shocked that he didn’t tweet pictures of the conception.” @Joan_Rivers (Twitter)  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

“It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, ‘I don’t know.’” -Conan O’Brien  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

“Tough to know what Weiner was really thinking during his press conference because he was standing behind a podium.” -Andy Borowitz  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

“I don’t know if laws were broken or not, but Weiner was sending around pictures of him in his underpants and I thought, Well, now, wait a minute, what is the big deal? Don’t men and women in Congress get to mail their packages for free?!” -David Letterman  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

“Thanks to you, Congressman Weiner, there is now a new low in what passes for a sex scandal. JFK got Marilyn Monroe. John Edwards got a love child. You got mail.” -Bill Maher  (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

“Can you believe this?! Representative Ball is criticizing Congressman Weiner. Your move, Mayor Scrotum.” -Craig Ferguson  (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

”...Bill O’Reilly defended CBS’s lack of Weiner coverage saying it isn’t hard news.” @theeMikeV (Twitter)  (Photo by Daniel Barry/Getty Images)

“But I have to ask this: What kind of world are we living in when porn stars make Weiners go down?’ It’s reverse world!” -Craig Ferguson  (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

“Amid demands to resign Weiner hangs in there.” @theeMikeV (Twitter)  (Photo by Chris Hondros/Getty Images)

“At a press conference this afternoon, Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted that he tweeted out that photo of his crotch. During the press conference, Congressman Weiner was choked up and got a lump in this throat – not as big as the lump in his underwear, but still, very emotional!” -Jimmy Fallon  (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

“I wonder if Boehner is gonna tell Weiner to step aside, or to be strong and stand up to Pelosi?” @NorcalBikerBoy (Twitter)  (Photo by Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)

“BREAKING: Rep. Anthony Weiner admits the Twitter pics are his. He also said, ‘When I took the pics it was really really cold.’” -Justin Stangel  (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

” Will Weiner pull out?” @Seeeyaa  (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

“51% of New York voters think Congressman Weiner should keep his seat in office. The other 49% think that he should disinfect it.” -Conan O’Brien  (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)