Hollywood Headlines: a crazy week in review

“She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when she met him.” Or something very close. Lady Gaga‘s ex-boyfriend and producer Rob Fusari is suing her for more than $30 million. His suit claims he came up with the Lady Gaga name and helped her get her first record deal. It goes on to call her a “young Italian girl guidette” at the time they first met. Talk about a bad romance! Click here for the deets.  (Andy Paradise / Associated Press)

Sacha Baron Cohen tied the knot with Isla Fisher at an intimate ceremony in Paris that included just six guests. That’s one for each year they’ve been engaged. The happy couple and their happy 2-year-old Olive had a great time, and we’re sure they’re done opening their six gifts by now.  (Joshua Gates Weisberg / EPA)

Say it ain’t so! Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split up -- again. E! Online says Kim’s been single for several days now because her crazy busy schedule has caused issues for them both since they reunited in August. Those blasted celeb schedules, they’re always busting up romance! Click here for more news from planet Kardashian.  (Chris Graythen / Getty Images)

“Twilight” star Kellan Lutz has a new role, that of Poseidon, king of the sea. The film, “War of the Gods,” costars Mickey Rourke, Henry Cavill and Freida Pinto. Lutz is on quite the roll right now; he’s starring in a Calvin Klein underwear campaign and appearing in the rebooted “A Nightmare on Elm Street” movie franchise. Click here for the scoop.  (Peter Kramer / Associated Press)

The manager of pop sensation Justin Bieber was arrested in March on allegations related to a failure to tweet to Bieber’s fans that a mall gig that was getting out of hand had been canceled. About 3,000 fans had shown up, with organizers expecting just 1,000. Scott “Scooter” Braun said he complied with police requests to tweet the cancellation, but because he needed a computer, it took 10 minutes. We’re not sure what’s more ironic, that the manager of a top tween talent didn’t have a BlackBerry, or that the deposition was longer than 140 characters.  (Bryan Bedder / Getty Images)

Tiger Woods wasn’t the only one with mistresses stepping out of the woodwork this year. Melissa Smith said she was Jesse James’ second mistress and she met him -- this is great -- via MySpace. This does, of course, answer that looming question, “Who’s still on MySpace?” Cheatin’ Hollywood celebs and tattooed strippers. Guess it’s back to grandma and pesky exes on Facebook for us.

James’ divorce from Sandra Bullock was finalized in June. And somewhere around a Melissa and courtroom, he bared his soul to “Nightline” and canoodled with -- and reportedly fell in love -- with tattoo aficionado Kat Von D.  (Spencer Weiner / Los Angeles Times)

Another woman has announced that she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Step forward porn star Devon James, who would be, hold on, add the thing and carry the one … mistress No. 15! Devon says she slept with Tiger for two and half years. Says Tiger, “That’s grrrreat... just grrreat.” Click here for some less corny coverage.  (Andrew Gombert / EPA)

According to a court filing, critically ill Dennis Hopper is still mad at his wife Victoria Duffy for allegedly robbing him of $1.5 million worth of art. Also in the filing, Hopper says he’s down to about $300k in liquid assets. At least he’s made it to see his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Click here for more on the divorce, and here for Walk of Fame coverage.  (Matt Sayles / Associated Press)