Hollywood Headlines: a crazy week in review

LL isn’t the only one with a jail sentence. Wesley Snipes’ three-year prison sentence for failing to file tax returns still stands, thanks (or no thanks) to a federal appeals court. Snipes wasn’t found guilty of federal tax fraud or conspiracy charges but was convicted of three misdemeanor counts in 2008. No word as of yet about when the actor will move into a luxury Uncle Sam hotel. Click for more about Wesley Snipes’ real-life action adventure in the courtroom.  (Kirk McKoy / Los Angeles Times)

When someone drives cross-country to be with you in a car carved with messages of love for you, it’s probably best to lock your doors and get out a restraining order. Which is exactly what Jennifer Aniston did when Jason R. Peyton came to town. The stalking suspect was arrested on Sunset Boulevard looking for her near businesses where he believed she’d been. Peyton was found with a sharp object, a roll of duct tape and a list of baby names for the child he hoped they’d have together. And they say romance is dead. Nonsense! Click for all the creepiness that Jennifer Aniston is dealing with.  (Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images)

Christina Applegate is pregnant! Break out the confetti and vuvuzelas! She and fiancé Martyn Lenoble have confirmed that there’s an Applegate pie in the oven. It’s great news for the couple, especially Christina who underwent a double mastectomy after being diagnosed with breast cancer. The couple were engaged on Valentine’s Day so this is a great summer present. Click for more about Christina Applegate and company. Want more baby talk? Also expecting is “Heroes” star Ali Larter.  (Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images for VH1)

Oksana Grigorieva might be angry with ex-boyfriend Mel Gibson, but he’s also got a beef with her too. Mel’s got L.A. police looking into the report of an extortion attempt related to the string of taped conversations the world has been gasping at/laughing at/listening to the last two weeks. He is alleging that Oksana attempted to extort money from him. Click for more about Mel’s accusations. And click for another of Mel’s tape releases, And by the way, he’s not going back to Australia.  (Jewel Samad / Getty Images)

Tthe police reportedly found marijuana plus some unidentified controlled substances -- and we’re not talking insulin -- on two of Bret Michaels’ tour buses in Indiana. But that’s rock and roll, officer, and it’s 2010! Are you really that bored that you need to bring a K-9 team on board? Apparently they were. Bret, on the other hand, wasn’t on board either bus. Who knows -- maybe doughnut stores in Indiana have been hit hard by the poor economy. Click for more on Bret Michael’s run-in with the law.  (Steve C. Pot / EPA)

Lindsay isn’t the only Lohan having problems with police. Daddy Michael has been charged with second degree harassment against Kate Major, his fiancée (although we’re guessing she’s not likely to have that role for much longer). Major says Lohan told her “I’m going to go back to jail ‘cause of you, cause I will kill you.” We wonder if he said it with roses. Nope. We checked. He didn’t. Lohan’s attorney says her client “100% denies each and every one of Kate Major’s allegations,” alleging that Major was drunk at the time of the fight. Oy and vey. Click for more about Michael Lohan and the major drama.  (Kevork Djansezian / Getty Images)

“CSI” was looking to cast a 16-year-old singing sensation who’s faced with a terrible decision, so they found (against all odds, we must point out) 16-year-old singing sensation Justin Bieber. The Biebinator’s guest role aired on the TV show’s Sept. 23 season premiere and brought about that very elusive audience to CBS -- anyone under 50.  (Genaro Molina / Los Angeles Times)