Hollywood Headlines: a crazy week in review

Brad Pitt and his girl, oh, what’s her name, Angelina Jolie or something (if only they were in more headlines, we’d remember) are taking legal action against Britain’s News of the World for claiming they were splitting. We always knew it wasn’t true, but we’re not here to say we told you so. Regardless, click here to see that we told you so.  (Kevin Winter / Getty Images)

Charlie Sheen‘s been charged with felony menacing over that whole little alleged Christmas incident with his wife, a knife and her neck. Despite his wife Brooke’s desire to dismiss the charges, the prosecutors have other plans. Regardless, we think next time he’ll be a little more careful when carving the holiday turkey. Click here for more details.  (Rick Giase / EPA)

Lil Wayne’s sentencing over the gun charge he’s had to deal with last year has been postponed because his tooth hurts. More specifically, to give him time to get to his private dentist in Miami and have a seemingly never-ending amount of surgeries. Score one for rich rappers, and zero for those of us without health insurance. Click here for, you guessed it, the details hook up.  (Christopher Polk / Getty Images)

The late Michael Jackson’s doctor was late turning himself into authorities; he was allegedly going to do that over a week ago but did it anyway on Monday. Dr. Conrad Murray pleaded not guilty to involuntary manslaughter -- the favored choice of plea when in court. Better late than never? Try telling that to Michael. Click here for more.  (Mark Boster / Getty Images)

Heidi Montag had 10 -- count ‘em, 10 -- new plastic surgeries, according to MSNBC’s “The Scoop.” How did she celebrate? By showing off in an issue of “Playboy,” of course.  (Jason Merritt / Getty Images)

You go, Golden Girl. She was a hit at the SAG Awards, and more than 100,000 people on Facebook successfully called for her to host “Saturday Night Live.”It was hilarious.  (Kevork Djansezian / Getty Images)

Little Miss inserts-herself-in-a-culture-manure storm Carrie Prejean has gotten engaged to quarterback Kyle Boller. You remember Kyle -- he plays ball for the St. Louis Rams. And we all remember Carrie -- she refused to play ball with the Miss America pageant. Clickety click here for more.  (Mark Humphrey / Associated Press)

It’s the movie that’s trying to do what Richard Curtis does for love- - well, “Love, Actually” -- and the “Valentine’s Day” party/premiere was filled with as many story lines as the movie. From Jessica Biel to Jennifer Garner, from Ashton Kutcher to Topher Grace -- oh, and the outfits! Why can’t our Valentine’s Day ever look this good? Click here to see why we’re jealous.  (Fergus McDonald / Getty Images)